“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
But first, a recap of Episode IV: A New Hope, Obama wins Iowa…
Barack Obama - 38%
John Edwards - 30%
HIllary Clinton - 29%
The stage was set. The young junior hero from a strange planet called “Illionis” jumped onto the intergalatic stage as he took on Darth Vader and the infamous Death Star. Defying all odds, and conventional politics, this Progressive Jedi Knight destroyed the once formidable Empire weapon. (With a little help from Commander Richardson and John Solo)
This reinviogorated the Rebel Alliance as they regrouped in Cloud Hampshire only to find a resurgent Empire threat hidden in the city. After Masters Dodd and Biden were frozen in carbonite, the Empire cut the hand off the young jedi knight ending the momentum of the Rebel Alliance.
Final results from Edpisode V: Empire Strikes Back, Hillary Clinton wins New Hampshire
Hillary Clinton - 39%
Barack Obama - 37%
John Edwards - 17%
Stay tuned for Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Yes We Can!
My prediction for why Hilary won is because many of the independents that would have voted for Obama thought his win would be inevitable and so decided to vote in the Republican primary for McCain.
Hilarious.
“YES WE CAN!”