Don Stenberg for Senate Again

Don Stenberg, the right-wing nut know best as the guy who didn’t beat Nelson for Senate in 2000, has decided to enter the race against Nelson again.

Saying in part: “Because I am yearn’n for a whoopin, because I haven’t been labled a giant loser lately, and because I am, amazingly, the least weird of the possible GOP options, I have decided to be the sacrificial lamb to lose against Ben Nelson in 2006.”

He continued saying: “I lost in ‘96, and I lost again in ‘00. But Jesus said, ‘third times the charm’ and I believe him. Or was that ‘leaves of three let them be?’ I don’t remember. But I am confidant that when I sober up it will come back to me… and also that I am f~~ing running against Ben Nelson!”

No really, here’s what he said according to the World-Herald
and visit Daily Kos for a national perspective on things.

The (real) part of the story which made things all click together though?

Stenberg, 56, grew up in the small farm town of Tekamah, about 60 miles north of Omaha.

Donnie boy is no Hagel, and he’s certainly no Nelson… but at least I can’t say he’s no Tekamah.

Nebraska is a pretty GOP-heavy state so we can’t take any race for granted. But until Stenberg does something to show he has any credibility at all (like raise even 1/10 of Nelson’s money stash) I think we get to keep making fun of him.

4 Responses to “Don Stenberg for Senate Again”


  1. 1 Cody Apr 28th, 2005 at 1:03 pm

    John-
    You better be careful about what you say. Afterall, I ‘heart’ Tekamah. don’t piss me off.

  2. 2 John May 3rd, 2005 at 11:33 pm

    Keep talking your trash. You sound more and more ignorant. I love democrats who have no point to what there saying at all. Keep it up

  3. 3 John O-R May 4th, 2005 at 2:44 am

    John, if you’d use a last name I’d appreciate that. (Just so no one thinks i am arguing with myself). That said:

    The rough idea behind this post was: Don Stenberg is a joke. Nothing serious can be said about him. Let’s make a bunch of jokes about him, most of which are inside ones coming from college democrats parties or long hours working for candidates.

  4. 4 Paul Oct 28th, 2005 at 11:04 am

    I find it difficult to understand how a bunch of losers like you could be critical of anyone else - Barbara Box UNITE!

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