Don Stenberg, the right-wing nut know best as the guy who didn’t beat Nelson for Senate in 2000, has decided to enter the race against Nelson again.
Saying in part: “Because I am yearn’n for a whoopin, because I haven’t been labled a giant loser lately, and because I am, amazingly, the least weird of the possible GOP options, I have decided to be the sacrificial lamb to lose against Ben Nelson in 2006.”
He continued saying: “I lost in ‘96, and I lost again in ‘00. But Jesus said, ‘third times the charm’ and I believe him. Or was that ‘leaves of three let them be?’ I don’t remember. But I am confidant that when I sober up it will come back to me… and also that I am f~~ing running against Ben Nelson!”
No really, here’s what he said according to the World-Herald
and visit Daily Kos for a national perspective on things.
The (real) part of the story which made things all click together though?
Stenberg, 56, grew up in the small farm town of Tekamah, about 60 miles north of Omaha.
Donnie boy is no Hagel, and he’s certainly no Nelson… but at least I can’t say he’s no Tekamah.
Nebraska is a pretty GOP-heavy state so we can’t take any race for granted. But until Stenberg does something to show he has any credibility at all (like raise even 1/10 of Nelson’s money stash) I think we get to keep making fun of him.




